susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
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I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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