She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
my liver is dry heaving
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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