try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
high people should be assigned attendants
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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