3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
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i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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