quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
even my farts smell like vagina
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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