well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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