It's Friday. Sex?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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