Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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