I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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