Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
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some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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