Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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