; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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nutella sex= disaster
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
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You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
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Inconspicuously
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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