who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
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i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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