Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Randomize
