I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize