somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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