is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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