how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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