I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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