Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Randomize