it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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