Porn is love you can see.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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