out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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