my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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