508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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