So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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