Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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