we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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