It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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