Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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