I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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