White coat. Heels.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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