I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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