Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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