If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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