Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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