loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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