That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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