You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Randomize
