dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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