You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Randomize
