Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
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You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
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