my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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