question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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