he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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