im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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