Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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