this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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