Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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