She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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