I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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