4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Dear god my vagina.
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