in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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