a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
