his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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