she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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