Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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